Artemis was busy playing D&D with Informous Charm and Darkkiller (neither of which are on this thread (yet XD) but oh well xD) and expected to arrive late... until she accidentally pressed her teleporting remote, sending her to the mansion anyway, plastic sword and glass die in talons. "ROLL FOR INITIATIVE" she roared, before looking around, extremely confused. "Uh Comet why am I at your house right now and why is there an army? I was told that this was going to be a cake party with some Nerf fighting, not a war..."
Unfathomable fell through the sky and landed ungracefully and unexpectedly on his face. "Oh hey, Yoda," He said, unfazed by the idea of Yoda standing before him. "How are you dong today?" He added, not wanting to be unkind.
(tell me what kind of powers before you use them))
Also unfathomable, ungracefully, unexpectedly, unfazed, unkind))
Yoda poked Unfathomable's nose with his stick. "Boop. A war, coming is. Terrible I am."
Comet greeted Arty. "Oh, I think something happened with Yoda's latest experiment with his TV that made many of those villains come to life. Which includes Darth Vader, Voldemort, Fire Lord Ozai, and the Great Diamond Authority."
"Made sure we covered all the fandoms we did." Yoda said, nodding. "Ermm.... sorry, broke the fourth wall I did."
Artemis nodded wisely. "Ah. Always the remote's fault. That's why I destroyed mine and installed a mind-control device on the TV instead. Sometimes it speaks to me..." she trailed off awkwardly, disconcerted. "Anyway, uh, that's okay! I love war! ATTACKKKKK!" she yelled, brandishing her plastic sword.
Artemis's powers... well, she has a teleporter, but that's not a power... uh, she has minor healing magic, I guess. that's pretty much it.))
Artemis looked at the window. She saw nothing out of the ordinary at first, it was just a window with a small clock in the corner of it. "Huh, I've never noticed that clock before, I'm sure it's just normal," Artemis said, dismissing the sight. "Wait, there seems to be a... ticking noise... huh... kind of... catchy..."
"What is in that thing, anyway?" Unfathomable pondered. "And yet again, where are we? Is this some government conspiracy?" (Unfathomable always dealing with the big questions XD) He took another glance at the green liquid. "What is that supposed to do?"
(Unfathomable can conjure a sword out of nowhere, and it is always flaming. He literally can't stop it, it is always flaming.)
"Me? I don't have magic!! Well, sometimes I have earthbending but it's very finicky!" Comet yelled running down the stairs. He tried to earthbend part of the broken wall, but his powers weren't working. He suddenly remembered something he did have.
Unfathomable summoned his giant flaming sword and ran deeper into the mansion, where he began looking for other enemies. Spotting a window, he looked out, only to see a different army-one of stormtroopers.
"Potato chips!" Cursed Unfathomable as he ran, brandishing his sword.
Artemis the FowlWing wrote: Artemis teleported to Comet. "Hey, whatcha doing?"
Oonbl poked Arty with a cinnamon lollipop. "Hey, remember that time when you made that ref and I was drawing a thing for my friend's Bat Mitzvah which is tomorrow? Well I just want to say, that I now what we are going to do tomorrow! It involves cheese puffs!"
"If I can just get these light-collecting prisms to concentrate more beams to the Amethyst, it might work. I just need to realign them." Comet said, taking out very delicate instruments that are easily broken and irreplaceable.
"HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAA FIGHT ME LIKE A MAN YOU ROCKS AND PEBBLES AND PIXI STIXS OF SUGAR!" Artemis shouted, bouncing and throwing random objects at the retreating army through a window she had just shattered in her excitement.
Comet snuck over the an unmanned catapult, and rearranged a few ropes, and walked away. When the benders went to fire it, the flaming projectile was flung back at them, destroying the catapult in the process
1. YAHP stands for Yoda's Awesome House Party. Imagine a LPW, but in roleplay format
The Crystal Gems- Garnet, Amethyst, Pearl, Steven, Peridot, and Connie- descended from the skies. Yoda came down too, and landed next to Comet.
"As long as the Crystal Gems are in this realm, all of you, have the powers of Gems you will. But, only for a short time, they canbe here ." Yoda said. A green Emerald Gem had appeared on Yoda's forehead.
Comet looked, and saw that a Tanzanite Gem had appeared on his left wing. He activated his Gem, and a glowing sword came out of it. Gems appeared on the body parts of everyone.
"Hey! Watch it!" A second Lapis Lazulli said, appearing from inside the house. But it was no ordinary Lapis, it was a Seawing as well. A teardrop gem was embedded into her forehead, between her horns. With a small grunt and flash of light, a helmet appeared on her head. "I can get use to this!" She said. The pool begun to burble and a shakey water talon broke through, and a wave doused the stormtroopers.
Trick and Dark eventually realized that they were Powellite. Powellite was green and covered in bumps, with two wings, no arms, and double the feet. Their weapon looked like a sword but was held by the foot.
Yoda was cornered by two dark wizards. They both aimed their wands, and fired spell after spell at Yoda. He could dodge them at first, but he was beginning to tired. Suddenly, a white spear pierced the chest of one of the dark wizards.
"Pearl! Saved me you did!" he said, hugging Pearl. Pearl sighed.
Lapis and Unfathomable fused into Onyx, a blavk grm flecked with blue, slightly humanoid and dragonoid. She was eqquiped with hydrokenitis (Water powers), a pair off wings, and horns on her head.
Suddenly, the battlefield exploded with green power. All the fandoms were sucked up into a giant emerald vortex. The sky flashed, then the vortex disappeared. Yoda stood right under the epicenter, just having sent all of the fandoms back to their place.
Unfortunately, the whole mansion was trashed.
"Oh great." Comet said, overlooking the damage. "I need to stop having these house parties."